My friend and I were just discussing the phrases we use, and okay, overuse as a mom. She suggested I make a random thoughts Thursday post listing the things we moms say...and say...and say. Since I take all fan requests seriously, here you go. As usual, add your own.
Shhhhhhhh!
Think about what you are doing.
This is the last time I am going to tell you!
That ship has sailed.
Take another bite!
Don't put that in your mouth/nose/ear.
Get your hand out of your pants (boys).
What did I just say?
Mommy's tired.
Five more minutes.
I don't listen to whining.
Come on, we have to go RIGHT NOW!
Get in the car.
Get out of the car.
Go to sleep
Stop running.
Get off the coffee table.
Get off your brother.
Just because.
Just a minute.
Don't hit your brother with that tractor!
This is the last time I am going to tell you.
That's unacceptable!
Don't throw your food. Starving children would love to eat that.
Do you need a time out?
No.
We'll see how you behave.
Do you need a hug?
Can I have a kiss?
I love you.
How about (from a mom with teens),
Don't drive so fast, you're scaring your girlfriend.
If you want money, get a job.
Please, for the love of God, get your ass out of bed!
You are on my last nerve.
(In response to "What's for dinner?") I don't know, what are you making?
(In response to my 10 year old wanting her own phone and telling me that everyone else's parents let them have phones), That's their problem.
YOLO
#momphrases
How about (from a mom with teens),
ReplyDeleteDon't drive so fast, you're scaring your girlfriend.
If you want money, get a job.
Please, for the love of God, get your ass out of bed!
You are on my last nerve.
(In response to "What's for dinner?) I don't know, what are you making?
(In response to my 10 year old wanting her own phone and telling me that everyone else's parents let them have phones), That's their problem.
YOLO